May 2013
artactually:
Let me explain you a thing…
crazy demon tore a hole in my gut, my boyfriend is mad at me, my whole family is psychotic, now get me some damn pie so I can cross at least one problem off my list
supermattural:
dear season 9,
human cas waking up from a nap to find dean sitting next to him watching him like “yeah see its creepy isnt it?”
sincerely,
the entire fandom
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
How to make Piñata cookies!
nijisplash:
mischievousmelancholic:
nada-interessante:
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 2013
